Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Baby Got a Touch of Swine Flu?

Baby, don't flatter yourself.

How presumptuous is that, assuming that everyone is just lining up to touch your hands. And why would I then go out of my way to wash my hands before having the privilege of touching yours? Weird. That's like some shit that Madonna might pull. Are we not allowed to make direct eye contact with you, either? You seem like one of those babies who tries to be really "chill", but is actually totally anal. And the bow hat. Aretha pulls it off because she is a REAL diva. Not you, baby. You're just a demanding JERK, and demanding jerks are also...say it all together now...LAME.

Strictly constructive criticism.